Message: "Go ahead and say it with me: ""I am MAN!"" If you haven't seen the commercial for Burger King's Texas Double Whopper, it's worth a trip to their website. This burger, who's wrapper advertises it being ok to ""eat face first"" is deffinately not a burger you'll want to eat if you're only ""slightly"" hungry. Even on a mostly empty stomach, it's still a beast to finish. Today after we visited Mom at school, dad and Emmmett got a chance to visit the local Burger King and check out one of these new Texas burgers. While Emmett could only smell the fries, (too young to actually eat any), dad got to enjoy the burger to himself. Let me just say, I almost wasn't able to finish it! But alas, I conquered, and highly recommend it to anyone who's seriously hungry!"